Just a Bit Awkward

I had just gotten the computer from the living room moved into my room and my father had always had the internet browsers on clear cookies when the browser is closed. I decided to change that to keep cookies so I could stay logged in on sites. Got onto the internet one night and I went to look up reddit as I needed to read something on there. Found gonewild along with my dad logged into it and all of his favorites and commenting history plus a couple unsightly pictures. Extremely TMI.

I inadvertently taught my little brother about bondage while watching an attack of the show segment on it. 

Oh brother

My first (as far as I can remember) encounter with porn was when I was maybe 12 or so.  My 10-year-old brother and I were messing around on the internet looking for funny websites.  Obviously the best way to do this was add a “dot com” to the end of a funny word and theoretically funny websites came up.  This worked pretty well for the word “fart,” but after that we inevitably moved on to the word “butt.”  This opened up as a porn site.  Fortunately the little we saw was pretty tame, the site just had a border composed of photos of topless women holding their large boobs up.  I remember being frightened by their nipples.  We closed the page and stopped looking for funny sites.

These days, I draw a lot of furry porn.  While staying at home over the summer, one night at about 3 AM I came out of my room to scan a sketch and caught my brother (now 17) on the computer watching something involving animated mythical creatures fucking.  He quickly turned off the screen when he saw me, and I asked him if he was watching hentai.  He replied, “Uh, sort of.” I then said “Yeah, whatever, I need to scan some porn.”  He then chastised me for not having any place to judge, to which I replied, “I know, I’m not.”

Good times, man.  Good times.

I had to use my Dad’s laptop for one reason or another a couple of months ago… I opened Google Chrime and right in the middle of the page, in the list of sites he views the most, was a free porn website. 

TMI.

When I was in 3rd grade, we had a project to research an animal and make a poster about them. I google’d “ravens” and there were some pictures of naked women. I was wierded out and closed the browser, and told my best friend about it. She wanted to see it so later we went over to her house and found the picture which led to a hardcore porn website. We looked through the pictures for like an hour, I didn’t really understanding what was happening, and was just giggling that they were naked outside. My friend explained to me what a vagina and penis was and what was happening, (her parents had apparently explained this to her with puppets…) I started crying and we closed the browser, lol. Now ten years later, that friend brought this up with me, I had nearly forgotten about it. The memories came flooding back and I was like “Oh holy shit I showed you porn when I was 8, and you gave me ‘the talk.’” We agreed to not speak of it to each other again, hahah.

My first encounter with porn was quite traumatizing. I came across a website called Bears I’m Jealous Of, or something to that effect. I clicked the link, thinking it would be photoshopped pictures of bears doing awesome things (hey, I was young and naive). Turns out bears is a term for a very hairy gay man. I’m very thankful nobody was in the room with me at the time…

So I’m not entirely sure you all have noticed, but… we’re kind of in need of submissions.

When I was 11 or so, I first found out what a blowjob was through one of those puberty books. I didn’t know exactly how it worked, though, so I assumed the boy peed into the girl’s mouth, and vice versa. Through the same book I found out what masturbation was, and thought it was disgusting. I can recall writing a diary entry saying “ewww, I feel so bad, I just learned about people peeing into each other’s mouths and girls rubbing their lady-parts to get a babymaking feeling!” Not the exact words, but pretty close. I’m now proud to say that I’m incredibly dirty-minded all thanks to that incident.

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